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![]() 09/20/2013 at 12:11 |
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Why don't you use your petrol-dollars to buy mega yachts and just float on the flooding?
![]() 09/20/2013 at 12:13 |
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Good luck, suckers! HA HA HA!
(I'm a former Albertan and my family is all out that way, so I'm allowed to make fun.)
![]() 09/20/2013 at 12:17 |
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There won't be flooding. Look at the trend - each mega disaster is getting warmer (snow -> water -> ???). I'm guessing that a previously unknown volcano will erupt and we'll be seeing pictures of wild lava flows through downtown Calgary.
(Nothing personal against Calgary; they're just closer to the mountains than Edmonton, and therefore more likely to suffer from this hypothetical disaster scenario.)
Have a nice weekend, Calgarians!
![]() 09/20/2013 at 19:20 |
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Eh, I figure its a 50-50 toss up between a rampaging horde of beavers and grizzlies or an ice tornado that targets a trailer park just outside Red Deer, for the start of Fall.
either way I need to stock up on some beer....